Text convo with cielamara.
Dextra: Beat em over the head with a Louisville Slugger and drink heavily. That's my motto.
Nikki: I want to see that in Latin on someone's coat of arms.
Dextra: God damn it. You know if you say these things to me I have to draw them.
Nikki: Well, you needed motivation to draw tonight, didn't you? :P
Dextra: Damn it. I was gonna piss around and play Arkham City.
Nikki: I think you should put some swans on there. Like oh, how dainty and pretty and then BOOM! HEADSHOT with a wing. Swans will beat some ass.
I ruin everything, it's my specialty.
Dextra: SHUT UUUUUPPPPP
Nikki: Trollolololol :D:D:D
Dextra: I NAME YOU BEYOTCH, RUINER OF LAZYTIEMS
Nikki: And maybe a four-leaf clover because it's on the Davis coat of arms and also to say BISH YOU LUCKY I'M TOO DRUNK TO REALLY STOMP YO ASS. Building a theme here.
Though if I were desigining a coat of arms for myself it would feature a goose and its mottow would be FUCK YOU, I'M A GOOSE, GEESE DON'T CARE. But in Latin.
Dextra: I did just get a coat of atms* in the mail. It's all Dr Who related. Odd coincidence.
Nikki: Clearly you need to design this coat of arms.
Nikki: :D It's so cute that you're haing such a hard time spelling "mistress of all that is awesome."
Dextra: No, I think I know how to spell cuntbag. :p I'm also proud of my phone for having cuntbag in its dictionary.
Nikki: LMAO did you put it there?
Ok, so to recap, my phone is made up of equal parts LOL, OMG and WTF.
LOL - It's been known to change *hugs* to *jihad*
OMG - Its internal dictionary contains words like "cuntbag", "twatwaffle" and "Benedict Cumberbatch". There's actually a shortcut for the last one.
*WTF - Sometimes, things like "arms" come out as "atms". Now I'm wondering what the fuck a coat made of atms looks like. o_O
You've Been Warned
The Dextra Story
- This happened just before I passed out last night.