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Cornholing - Fun for the whole family!
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dextradawn
I meant to do a post on this a while back. I think I only hesitated becuase a) I have a hard time talking about this without laughing so hard I cry and b) I didn't think anyone would believe me. But now, I have screenshot evidence a la Facebook:



Now, most of us live outside of the cultural vacuum that is Kentucky (apologies to those of you that are, but you know what I'm talking about). And to the rest of the world, the word "cornhole" makes you think of two things.

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I'm right there with you on that one. However, in the state of Kentucky, or more specifically, the Eastern half, cornholing is a game of skill. And I can hear at least one of you saying "But Dex, cornholing does require skill! *snicker*" Yes, I'm well aware of the joke potential here. Bear with me a moment.

I first heard about this mysterious game a couple of years ago while driving around my hometown with my mother in the car. I saw a hand-painted sign advertising a cornhole tournament. Yes, a tournament. I'm cracking up and my mother asks why. I point at the sign, since I was laughing so hard that verbal communication was now lost to me.

This is when my mother proudly tells me, with a straight face, "Well, you happen to be looking at the Cornhole Champion of Montgomery County!"

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Once I recovered from my head explosion, my mother explained to me that Cornhole is a game of skill involving small cloth bags filled with dried corn and planks of wood with holes in them. That's about as far as I got. I can only assume that this is some form of redneck skeeball. A quick skim of Google search results seem to imply that this is the case.

But I still just about lose my mind whenever I think of my mother proudly announcing her status as a champion cornholer.

*laughs* I'm right there with you on the name.

Cornhole is actually pretty big in North Carolina. Especially when tailgating for a football game or tailgating.

I heard recently that white Southerners like games. Hence, cornhole and beer pong. LoL...I can kind of see the logic there.

What baffles me the most is that this has supposedly been around forever, but I never heard of it until a couple of years ago. *shrug*

You excel at producing mildly amusing subjects in highly amusing ways. Presentation here gets a 10/10.

LMFAO.

apparently its big in my neck of the woods too, but i also never knew about it till a few years ago. i was out with some friends, we were bored and looking for something to do besides drink and ones says, 'we could cornhole!' i about died.